Online · 50 minNaomi Chen · Seattle
Senior animals and end-of-life conversations
$120 / session
4.98
Austin, TX · he/him
Jonah Reyes
Cats already have a language. I just translate the parts you’re missing.
4.94· 218 reviews
940 sessions
9 years practicing
Verified voice
Jonah works almost exclusively with cats — especially households where two animals have stopped sharing space, or a formerly social cat has gone under the bed. Sessions are short, specific, and a little dry.
About this work
I grew up in a four-cat house in San Antonio and spent a decade as a veterinary technician before I ever charged for this. I still think like a tech: rule out pain first, then talk.
If your cat is peeing outside the box, I will ask about the litter, the box count, and the last bloodwork before I get into anything else. If they’re healthy and still furious, then we sit with what’s actually going on — a new partner, a baby, a neighbor cat in the window, a death nobody named out loud.
I don’t use incense. I don’t call myself a medium. I take notes and send you a one-page summary the same evening.
Works with
Indoor cats, territory, and multi-cat tension. Languages: English, Spanish.
A few hours.
4.94 · 218 reviews
“Noche stopped sleeping on the bed after my boyfriend moved in. Jonah said Noche didn’t hate him — he hated that the closet door was now shut, because that’s where he used to hide when the AC kicked on. We left it cracked. He’s back on the pillow. My boyfriend still thinks I’m ridiculous. Noche doesn’t.”
“The sisters had been fighting since we moved. Jonah had us put a second water fountain on the fridge (yes, the fridge). He said the dominant one was guarding the only water. It sounded made up. It worked in four days.”
“Helpful, a little blunt. He told me Bean was bored, not depressed, and that I should stop leaving CNN on. Fair. Session ran five minutes over and he didn’t charge extra.”
